All along, Mr. Patton was right

No reasons. No Explanation. So play the violins.
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Guidelines

Mutual respect, understanding and polite behavior are some of the highest postulates in the activities of the Institute.
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A Bridge Too Far

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" - they agreed.
The train never arrived to the station.
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Statistics Is Unrelenting

"But for the magic to happen, you have to close your eyes when you do it" - said the frog to the princess. Roughly around 100% of women at some point in their lives have been lied to.
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Nice Try, Mister

"Wouldn't be nice if you could erase your past just like the wipers sweep the windshield?"
He switched the wipers on. Nothing happened.
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Leap Of Faith

"You can trust me" - said the zebra to the lion.
The bees made honey in the lion's skull.
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O Brother, Where Art Thou?

"I'm feeling more brotherly about you" - she said. 
We never spoke again.
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"It's Okay To Eat Fish...

... Cause they don't have any feelings" - he used to sing. Some years later he blew his head off with a shotgun.
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